Respuestas
_. Hello! .... Tell me ... How was your appointment the other night? _:HORRIBLE! I do not know what happened! -
_Why? ... He did not give you a kiss?
_:Yes !!! ... He kissed me so hard that I got the false tooth I have up ... Then he stroked my hair and I fell a few extensions that had just put me in the hair ...
-Don't tell me it ended there !!!
Nooo ... Then he took my face between his hands, and he bit me on the lips, as if they were plastic, and I almost exploded the collagen implant. Also, my false eyelashes stuck in my nose ...
. -And did not try anything else?
-Yes! He began to stroke my legs, and I stopped him because I remembered that he had not had time to shave ... When he stopped, two of the false nails took off. Then he had a breath of lust, and he hugged me so hard that he almost had my buttocks stuck in my hands, and the silicone implants in my breasts exploded.
- And then what happened? - That he started drinking champagne in my shoe !!! - Oh, how romantic! -Romantic? He almost died ... -Why? -Because he swallowed the concealer of the bunion that was inside, and almost drowned.
- And after what did he do?
Can you believe that he left? ... For me, he was a fag!
(mujer 1) - Soy una mejor mama que tu
(mujer 2) - No dirás mamá?
(mujer 1) - No :v
(mujer 2) - pero si ni siquiera eres mujer
(mujer 1) - QUE?!?
(mujer 2) - Sos trapito!
(mujer 1 ) - Como lo supiste?
(Mujer 2) - Porque se te paró