Question

hola diganme 5 chistes en ingles

Answer 1

Little Johnny asked his father, "Dad, can you write in the dark?" 

His father said, "I think so. What do you want me to write?" 

Little Johnny replied, "Oh, just sign this report card for me..." 
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Jaimito le pregunta a su padre, "Papa, sabes escribir a oscuras?"
El padre le dice "Eso creo. ¿Qué quieres que escriba? 
Jaimito le contesta, "oh, sólo firmame las notas de clase"

Answer 2

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him 

Question: Why are blonde jokes so short? Answer: So men can remember them. 

Question: Why did the blonde get excited after finishing a puzzle in 5 months? Answer: The box said 3-5 years!

How can you drown a blondie? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool. 


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