• Asignatura: Historia
  • Autor: azulini07
  • hace 4 años

pros and cons of being a lord? Please help


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Respuesta dada por: mabetorres2345678
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Respuesta:The way our society has been organized has put women at a great disparity, but since we want to have a bit of humor in our day now we will deal with the pleasure of being a man and its advantages.

Calls with friends don't last more than 30 seconds and sometimes there aren't even any

We can even if it is not correct, we can "pee" almost anywhere

The bathroom line (anywhere) is 80% shorter

We do not suffer from colic, which according to some women we would not endure

Our makeovers at the hairdresser are not a scam

Weight is a state of mind

Nobody criticizes your crazy sex life.

We save thousands of pesos that do not go to makeup and we re-invest it in beer

You can shower and be groomed in 15 minutes.

It is more difficult for a mechanic to lie to you and inflate your account.

You can sit the way you want no matter what you are wearing.

(Almost) No one will try to get you drunk to take you home and have casual sex.

You can buy condoms without the cashier imagining you using them.

People don't look at your chest while talking to them, unless you're wearing a cleavage.

Your butt is not an (important) factor in a job interview.

Even if you don't like a person, you can have sex with them.

You don't have to carry a pair of flats because your sneakers are killing you at 2am.

Your friends don't care if you burp or fart.

We have an incredible ability to lie and sleep.

If you're a bachelor, nobody cares.

We eat without regrets or fear of getting fat.

When your work is criticized, you don't think that everyone secretly hates you.

You do not need a slim body, even with a belly you can like the girl you like (only in 40% of cases, so you better exercise).

We do not need to buy "sensual clothes" to surprise or like our brides more.

While you review this list, analyze what is fun for you and for women it is not, harassment, the value for your weight or figure is a constant in your life, although it seems something to brag about we should see the world through of their eyes and understand that these things should not be related to the male sex, but for everyone.

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