Question

Cuento de terror con pasado simple

Answer 1

One day, a worried neighbour called the police because he heard horrible screams coming from the lady who lived next door. When the police arrived to her house, the lady was dead next to the toilet, where there were a thousand baby shrimps she gave birth to. They found a lot of lesbian porno magazines next to the lady's bathtub and a gigantic lobster in her trash can. Apparently, she bought the lobster at a local fish market and masturbated with it and using a lighter to disturb it so it would move wildly. The lobster had eaten the shrimps before and it excreted them as a way of protection. The shrimps incubated inside the lady's v-jayjay and were born two days later.